Buzz words
Buzz words are particularly rampant in the female-oriented fitness industry, but can be found anywhere. Be especially wary if you see claims like:
You think Barishnykov started with this? |
- Toned
- Long and lean muscles
- Sculpted
- Firmed
In these cases, run - don't walk - in the other direction. These terms are in themselves mythological. And the results will be too.
Targeted fat loss
I especially like the "life-like" spokesmodels |
Anything that promises to "burn belly fat" or any other region for that matter is selling you a bill of goods. Your body will release fat reserves from wherever it pleases and nothing you can do will influence that one bit.
This includes so-called "flat belly foods" that will melt your stubborn fat away. Now we love food, and in our Mastering your Macronutrients series, we outline how to determine which choices are better than others. But if a blueberry, avocado, or some green tea really made a difference, don't you think everybody would be skinny as a rail?
"Sweat-based" or "thermic" devices
The tummy-slimming sweat belt - it's a girdle, people. |
I'm almost reluctant to bring this up, because I don't want to insult any readers by implying they wouldn't already know better. There are these neoprene girdles and battery-powered devices that promise to "melt" belly fat through sweating. I lived in South Texas for a decade and I can report that I NEVER witnessed any of those bellies melting away in 105 degree heat. Sweat does not relate to fat loss whatsoever.
They promise you results
Honestly - what are you training for with this? |
They DON'T promise you results
This may sound counter-intuitive, given my last statement, but hear me out. A good program should be able to make specific claims, without the buzzwords and without the cure-all claims. By that I mean that it should be able to tell you what parts of your body it will impact and how.You can't tell how it works
Skechers - 'nuff sed. |
You have to subscribe to their product line
This one is a twofer! Team Beach Body and useless workouts. |
Every single thing you need to be healthy and strong is on your grocery store shelves and in your local gym. Any product that requires continued and sustained purchase of their proprietary product lines is trying to get an exclusive line to your wallet, which is the only place you'll lose weight. This includes, but is not limited to, the host of multi-level marketers out there, a-la Shakeology and Herbalife.
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